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✖- me before showering: i don’t want to shower
- me once in the shower: i live here now
do you remember how loud computers used to be
like you’d put a floppy in there and it would just fucking scream at you like a pterodactyl eating a corncob
we’re all just trying to bust a nut in this world whether it be a sexual nut, spiritual nut, health nut, career nut, success nut